Shaymin Tf

The male shaymin in his sky form starts talking mixed with singing of “Teenagers – My Chemical Romance”

“They’re gonna clean up your looks, with all the lies in the books, to make a citizen out of you…” Concerts… “Because they sleep with a gun, and keep an eye on you son, so they can watch all the things you do!” Concerts are a way of life for me. Especially this one, My Chemical Romances last concert before they broke up. “They said now teenagers scare the livin’ shit outta me!” The last one I saw before I became what I am. “They could care less as long as someone will bleed!” The last concert as a human. “So stop all those looks, I’ll strike a violent pose!” I am now a stupid shaymin… “Maybe they’ll leave you alone but not me!” Stupid! Some drughead decided to make a rave outta the concert and stabbed a syringe into my shoulder! My ears turned into these weird white fluffy stalks! My feet, before they were fucking paws… My feet turned green! A flower appeared on my body! I grew a tail! I went bloody ballistic! I shot some kind of energy ball at the guy who stabbed me… I don’t remember much of the incident… *he looks away*

*I interject8 So… what can you tell me abou-

What can I tell you?! I can’t tell you much. I was apprehended by pokemon control. I was an emotional wreck, no one knew who I was, my family thought I went missing. They still do by the way. I’m just trying to wait everything out… Back to the main point. My point is that druggies are idiots and cocksucking fuckers. Such a cruel fate for a 19 year old guy.